The Gonzo Chronicles

Hollywood Is On Strike!

Well folks, actors and writers are on strike. Are you concerned? Also, in this episode Cyrus gives a quick review of 28 Days Haunted on Netflix, talks about cocaine in the White House, and explains why Han Solo is the greatest anti-hero of all time. 
#28DaysHaunted #Netflix #hollywoodstrike #antihero #cocaine
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Did Jack the Ripper come to America?

In 1888 Jack the Ripper began his infamous killing spree in London. A few years later H.H. Holmes began his murder spree in Chicago at what is now called The Murder Castle during the time of the World's Fair. Could these two sadistic savage killers be the same man? Tune in to this episode of the Gonzo Chronicles and make sure you hit the subscribe button. 
#jacktheripper #hhholmes #murdercastle #Chicago #whitechapel #gonzochronicles #cyrusalderwood #mystery

Air Force Veteran Turns Whistleblower on UFO’s

An Air Force veteran has stepped forward as a whistleblower to claim that the US and its allies have downed spacecraft from other worlds and are reverse engineering the technology in a new unknown arms race.  Is he credible or is this one heck of a psy-op by our government on the population?? It's sad that we have to ask that question, but here were are in 2023. 
Also, the worst songs to hear at the proctologists' office. 
#badtiming #UFOs #aliens #whistleblower

RIP Tina Turner and a crazy game of would you rather.

Tina Turner was an iconic performer that transcended generations. She had a major resurgence in the 80's and beyond with hits like The Best and Better Be Good To Me. A tribute to her career and some shenanigans on this episode of the Gonzo Chronicles. Also: Underrated Albums of the 80's. 
#TinaTurner #WouldYouRather 

Top 10 Rock and Roll Frontmen of All Time

9 out of 10 psychologists recommend listing to this show. Seriously. So in addition to the top 10 frontmen of all time, you get the added bonus of the Top 10 Mullets of the 80's. 
I'm glad to be back. Being sick for nearly a month was torture. Now go to Amazon and by Pot of Gold by Cyrus Alderwood and laugh your ass off. Cheers!
#80's #rockbands #frontmen #VanHalen #mullets #CyrusAlderwood #PotofGold #yourmom

Talkin’ books and music for death row inmates!

Cherie hangs out with us today to talk about the creepy books by author Darcy Coates. Spoiler alert!!! We also talk about our top 10 music playlist for death row inmates! Yeah, it's a sick kind of show today. 
#DarcyCoates #deathrow #musicplaylist #manliness

Trump in chains!! Not really, but ya know...

Well, the commies in NY did it. They changed the game and history forever by indicting a former President. Now all of the former ones are fair game. Nasty business and a national disgrace, actually. 
Some random thoughts on: Women's NCAA title game controversy, Trump in Chains!, cultural commies, trans stuff at the CMT country music awards, Bud Light now on the receiving end of controversy with their latest commercial. Kid Rock certainly had a response to it, if anyone cares. 
Oh, and that Chinese spy balloon, we learned that the commies were spying on all the military installations sending data back in real time. The balloon even did figure 8's over some of them and Biden still wouldn't give the order to shoot that sum'bitch down. Can we assume this administration is compromised? Or maybe just full of cowards. 
#CMTAwards #CountryMusicAwards #BudLight #NCAAwomenstitle #Trump

Long Live the Iceman!

Elizabeth Cooper is back and we play some 90's trivia, discuss some excellent Val Kilmer movies and talk about stiff drinks. However, the audio conversion didn't happen. The file was too big. So go on over to YouTube to check out the show and I promise you'll laugh your ass off. Make sure you subscribe to my channel!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3W8jMkFBOA&t=33s
 
#ValKilmer #TopGun #Tombstone #TheDoors #90strivia #90s