The Gonzo Chronicles

2021 Gonzo Awards

Jerkoff of the year---
Florida Man of the year...
Actress of the year...
Actor of the year...
Best Downfall of the Year...
Man of the Year...
#2021awards #Gonzo #Hollywood #politics #Twitter #sexharassment #CNN #FOXNEWS 

Happy New Year! NYE Do’s & Don’ts

Beware the party foul on a night like tonight. You might regret it forever. Some definite DO NOT's on New Year's Eve, but definitely have fun and stay safe. Oh, and RIP Betty White, the real America's Sweetheart. 
#NewYearsEve #2021 #2022 #BettyWhite #HarryReid #JohnMadden #KISS 

Premonitions--Predicting Disaster

Although Nostradamus may be the most famous person forecasting the future, the gift has been shared by countless people over the ages and likely even some of you listening this show. Weird and creepy premonitions take many forms from dreams to wide awake visions! Here a few that came true.
#premonitions #Nostradamus #disasters #dremas #prophecy #ItalianBride 

Some 80‘s trivia, Some Christmas Trivia: The Gonzo Christmas Show

Elizabeth Cooper from the Caffeinated Cooper Show stops by to talk about some of the strange meanings behind Christmas songs--actually some of them are kind of sexy, ;)  
80's trivia, wacky news. Enjoy the Gonzo Christmas Show!
#80s #1980s #manbun #Braveheart #ChristmasSongs #CaffeinatedCooperShow #ElizabethCooper

Stories From Vegas and the 1st Annual Man-Bun Convention

Felicity Jolene Brisbane writes a piece about the first Man-Bun Festival in Portland and I share stories of debauchery from Vegas, courtesy of Tales From the Sunset Pub!
#Vegas #manbun #Portland #LasVegas #SunsetPub #firedancers #midgets 

Cultural Communism Part 2

Something isn't right in the media, the government, social institutions and the culture? The tactics and playbook of cultural communists are discussed in this episode, a continuation of the previous. What does Karl Marx say about all of this? Well, let's jump into the Communist Manifesto and find out why communism aims to destroy the family unit, eternal truths, nations, ownership of private property, and kill your individuality! His words, not mine. 
#culturalcommunism #CommunistManifesto #tyranny
 

A short comedy story, South Holston Blues

I read a short comedy from my collection called South Holston Blues where Pabts Blue Ribbon is as good as gold, prayin' is a good thing to do, and honoring man's best friend is expected. Also, I answer a listener question about why I often use the term cultural communism. Strap in for this history lesson and a few laughs. Cheers!
#SouthHolstonLake #CyrusAlderwood #cancelculture #culturalcommunism 

Elvis Ain‘t Dead, Baby!

Top 10 Christmas movies and a story about Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll. You'll laugh your ass off, kid!
#Elvis #ElvisPresley #KingOfRockandRoll #Christmasmovies #DieHard